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[phone rings] Blair: Finally!
Chuck: Hello to you too. I heard about the field hockey throwdown. All those mouth guards and short skirts, I hope somebody filmed it.
Blair: Ugh. You’re heinous.
Chuck: Which is probably why you called.
Blair: You know me well.
Chuck: Women like to pretend their complicated. I know better.
Blair: [to minions] My leg’s numb now, how about a heating pad?
Serena came home for a reason.
Chuck: … One could only guess.
Blair: I’m done guessing, I want answers! And no one likes to be on the ground floor of a scandal like Chuck Bass.
Chuck: I am a bitch when I wanna be.
Blair: Opportunity to cause some trouble, uncover a secret.
Chuck: Take yes for an answer.1.03 Poison Ivy.

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[phone rings] Blair: Finally!Chuck: Hello to you too. I heard about the field hockey throwdown. All those mouth guards and short skirts, I hope somebody filmed it.Blair: Ugh. You’re heinous.Chuck: Which is probably why you called.Blair: You know me well.Chuck: Women like to pretend their complicated. I know better. Blair: [to minions] My leg’s numb now, how about a heating pad? Serena came home for a reason.Chuck: … One could only guess.Blair: I’m done guessing, I want answers! And no one likes to be on the ground floor of a scandal like Chuck Bass.Chuck: I am a bitch when I wanna be.Blair: Opportunity to cause some trouble, uncover a secret.Chuck: Take yes for an answer.
1.03 Poison Ivy.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky0dqxDsgh1qza9o7o1_500.png)

